Interviewing Buffy

Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Buffy: A princess!

Me: Why do you want to be a princess?

Buffy: Because I'm a girl. And I have long hair.

Me: What do princesses do?

Buffy: I don't actually know.

Me: What do you want to do when you're a princess?

Buffy: I want to sleep. Because I'm going to be Sleeping Beauty and fall into an enchanted sleep.

Me: Why are you going to be Sleeping Beauty?

Buffy: Because I like sleep*!! And I have the dress. And Daddy doesn't have the dress.

*this is a flat-out lie